Date: Friday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Patrick Winders
Patrick Winders is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 5/1/2012
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Carlos Caballero
Date: Friday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Kerry Clooney
Date: Monday, 5/4/2012
Subject: Status of Anthony Mericle
Dear Sir,
Anthony Mericle has an ERA of 6.43 at AA Canton Hall Of Famers.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/4/2012
Subject: Progress of Bill Levering
Dear Sir,
Bill Levering has an AVG of .289 at AA Canton Hall Of Famers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/6/2012
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Isogorou Chomei
Date: Saturday, 5/9/2012
Subject: Progress of George Gutierrez
Dear Sir,
George Gutierrez is doing pretty good at AA Canton Hall Of Famers!
He has an ERA of 2.53, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/20/2012
Subject: Status of Castor Delmonte
Dear Sir,
Castor Delmonte has an ERA of 6.86 at AA Canton Hall Of Famers.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/21/2012
Subject: Bill Levering learns new position
Bill Levering has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 5/29/2012
Subject: Status of Samuel Roll
Dear Sir,
Samuel Roll has an AVG of .222 at AA New London!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/13/2012
Subject: Progress of Brad Dawley
Dear Sir,
Brad Dawley has an AVG of .318 at A Cooperstown!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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