Date: Sunday, 5/17/2012
Subject: Status of Jewel Keegan
Dear Sir,
Jewel Keegan has problems at AA Marblehead Agates!
He has an ERA of 5.32, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/18/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Johnny Kull
Date: Tuesday, 5/19/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Brian Studdard
Date: Wednesday, 5/20/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
John Rupe
Date: Wednesday, 5/20/2012
Subject: Status of Frank Strohm
Dear Sir,
Frank Strohm seems overmatched at AA Marblehead Agates!
He has an ERA of 6.08 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/22/2012
Subject: Status of Joseph Byrd
Dear Sir,
Joseph Byrd has problems at AA Marblehead Agates!
He has an ERA of 5.87, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/23/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Jose Olmeda
Date: Tuesday, 5/26/2012
Subject: Status of Kenneth Magers
Dear Sir,
Kenneth Magers has an AVG of .212 at AA Poughkeepsie Enforcers!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/30/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Johnnie Wasinger
Date: Sunday, 5/31/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Andres Herrera
Date: Wednesday, 6/3/2012
Subject: Willie McCoy learns new position
Willie McCoy has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 6/6/2012
Subject: Progress of Jeffrey Donmoyer
Dear Sir,
Jeffrey Donmoyer has an AVG of .282 at AA Eugene Environmentalists!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/9/2012
Subject: Progress of Arturo Fernandez
Dear Sir,
Arturo Fernandez has an AVG of .287 at A Sedro Wooley Cubs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2012
Subject: Status of Jose Ballesteros
Dear Sir,
Jose Ballesteros has an ERA of 5.64 at AA New London.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/11/2012
Subject: Status of Santiago Martinez
Dear Sir,
Santiago Martinez has problems at AA Canton Hall Of Famers!
He has an ERA of 7.13, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/13/2012
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Josue Ames
Date: Sunday, 6/14/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed John Rodriguez off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Asheville GM
Date: Monday, 6/15/2012
Subject: Edward Kilpatrick learns new position
Edward Kilpatrick has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "4" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 6/28/2012
Subject: Progress of Cristian Maldonado
Dear Sir,
Cristian Maldonado has nothing more to prove at A Ticonderoga Powder Keg!
He has an ERA of 2.43 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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